Vook Quotes & Sayings

I put a lot of emphasis on childrens issues. Children are many times ignored because they dont vote, and they dont have lobby groups. — Mike DeWine

I googled it, Sir ~ Brie — Red Phoenix

Like its author, this book is dedicated to Jen Schwalbach - the gorgeous mother of my child, the seductive temptress who keeps me faithful, and the friend I've always had the most fun with. My best friend, even.
Also quite like the author, this book is additionally dedicated to Jen Schwalbach asshole.
Everything above also applies here, obviously, except the "mother of my child" part: referencing my kid and my wife's brown eye in the same sentiment might come off as crude or something.
(And I have a heart: Please don't go telling my kid you read in her old man's book that she's some kinda Butt-Baby. She's gonna have a hard enough time being Silent Bob's daughter - the daughter of the "Too Fat to Fly" guy.
Also: Pleas don't tell my daughter I dedicated tge vook to her mother's sphincter. That'd be weird) — Kevin Smith

You read and you're pierced. That's one of the things I try to teach my students-how to write piercingly. — Aldous Huxley

Vintage rock T-shirts are the best. I have about 50 or 60, most bought on eBay for a few pounds. You can always tell which ones are genuine because there'll be lots of pictures showing you the holes. — Jessica Hart

Give it enough time, brother, and gossip's history. — Anonymous

We are shaping the world faster than we can change ourselves, and we are applying to the present the habits of the past. — Winston Churchill

War is merely a continuation of politics, — Carl Von Clausewitz