Volsteads Eagan Quotes & Sayings

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind ... — Jerry Hall

Education is a tender garden, whereas ignorance is weeds. History - the old history - was full of examples proving that, when civilizations fell, learning was the first thing to disappear. — Anonymous

The obligations of law and equity reach only to mankind; but kindness and beneficence should be extended to the creatures of every species, and these will flow from the breast of a true man, as streams that issue from the living fountain. — Plutarch

Guys don't like women telling them what to do. It reminds them of their mothers, or something like that. — Shakira

To enjoy and give enjoyment, without injury to yourself or others; this is true morality. — Nicolas Chamfort

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? — Charles Lamb

Crime fiction is the new rock n' roll. — Ken Bruen

But the Lady Amalthea and Prince Lir walked and spoke and sang together as blithely as though King Haggard's castle had become a green wood, wild and shadowy with spring. They climbed the crooked towers like hills, picnicked in stone meadows under a stone sky, and splashed up and down stairways that had softened and quickened into streams. — Peter S. Beagle

I've had such an odd career. — Sally Field

Our duty as storytellers is to bring people to the station. There each person will choose his or her own train ... But we must at least take them to the station ... to a point of departure. — Federico Fellini

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course,
Porsche with the triple exhaust,
Seats soft like a midget's cough ... — Action Bronson

I have my own goals in my head in terms of things that would be great to happen. — Luke Pritchard

You see my point? The average person has a very average notion of goodness to which they aspire averagely. To aspire to goodness in any remarkable way would be 'undemocratic'. — Geoffrey Wood