Voloridge Quotes & Sayings

But Americans have also exercised an additional option for decades: make fun of something. The Constitution does not guarantee Americans the right to satirize or parody, but it does guarantee freedom of expression and the right to bear arms. When those last two items are put together and sprinkled with a heavy dose of wit, Americans have created a form of humor that both ennobles and destroys its subject at the same time. — Michael Kantor

Using this novel method, doctors could treat female patients without violating the honor of her family. — Jack Weatherford

But a public oration is an escapade, a non-committal, an apology, a gag, and not a communication, not a speech, not a man. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

X-rays ... I am afraid of them. I stopped experimenting with them two years ago, when I came near to losing my eyesight and Dally, my assistant practically lost the use of both of his arms. — Thomas A. Edison

What makes a man stand up and work? Strength. Strength is goodness, weakness is sin. — Swami Vivekananda

It's like when you call the radio station when they ask for the ninth caller, but you're never the ninth caller, so when they actually pick up and talk to you, you figure it must be some mistake. Then they put you on the radio, you sound like a complete fool, and then you hang up before you can give them your address, so they can't mail you your concert tickets. Don't laugh - it happened. — Neal Shusterman

I'll never retire. I like what I'm doing. — John Paul DeJoria

Show me a man who makes no mistakes, and I will show you a man who doesn't do things. — Theodore Roosevelt

I believe that people who don't achieve anything in life are isolated and resent those that are successful. — Manuel Puig