Vocea Brailei Quotes & Sayings

My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank. — Bill Maher

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU — Chelsea Handler

We need to ensure that children are not forced to waste their time on barren rubbish. — Philip Pullman

You want a fact???
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I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... so you make your own conclusions! — Deyth Banger

Race has no genetic or scientific basis. — Craig Venter

Love is not really blind- the bandage is never so tight but that it can peep. — Elbert Hubbard

Americans don't like to waste time on stupid things, for example, on the torturous process of coming up with names for their towns. And really, why strain yourself when so many wonderful names already exist in the world?
The entrance to the town of Moscow is shown in the photograph. That's right, an absolutely authentic Moscow, just in the state of Ohio, not in the USSR in Moscow province.
There's another Moscow in some other state, and yet another Moscow in a third state. On the whole, every state has the absolute right to have its very own Moscow. — Ilya Ilf