Vlogbrothers Quotes & Sayings

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

You are always a little bit wrong — Hank Green

Let me just acknowlege that the function of grammar is to make language as efficent and clear and transparent as possible. But if we're all constantly correcting each other's grammar and being really snotty about it, then people stop talking because they start to be petrified that they're going to make some sort of terrible grammatical error and that's precisely the opposite of what grammar is supposed to do, which is to facilitate clear communication. — John Green

A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those are two very different things.
For the first one, that you want to write a book, I think is an excellent idea and you should totally do that because teenagers who want to write, you should be writing. You should be writing all the time like a maniac.
Don't worry about the second bit, just yet because A. You need a lot of practice. You need to do it for, I'm not kidding, years. And then once you are published, it's a business. It's a job.
Plus, every author I know was that teenager who sat in their room and read and wrote. That's who becomes an author, but that's what you have to do for a while before you become an author. — Maureen Johnson

Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly — Hank Green

A woman needs a strong man to take care of her like a fish needs a bicycle. — John Green

Ansel: Is it on?
John: It is on.
Shailene: Ansel paints miniatures.
John: Do you really paint miniatures?
Shailene: You're going to freak out when you see what he does.
Ansel: Do you paint miniatures too?
John: Miniature what? No, I'm sorry. Honest to
I'm sorry to disappoint you though. Miniature whats?
Shailene: Uh, miniature Godzillas.
Ansel: No I don't paint Godzillas. — John Green

When we vote, when we talk to our friends about what matters to us, when we choose whose lives we pay attention to [in medicine], we are deciding what our future is going to look like. — John Green

Good morning Hank,it's Tuesday. — John Green