Villainous Parrot Quotes & Sayings

Conservative coaches have one thing in common; they are unemployed. — Chuck Knox

Okay, but I swear if you make me watch Frozen more than once, I will never watch with you again. Me: You don't want to build a snowman? — Toni Aleo

I had a fifth grade teacher who, as a very small way of trying to contain my class clown energy, gave me 10 minutes at the end of class every Friday to present whatever I wanted. A lot of the time, I did an Andy Rooney impression. I would sit at her desk, empty it, and just comment on what was in there. — Andy Daly

What will matter is not your success but your significance ... — Michael Josephson

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield

The Constitution guarantees the right of the People to have any person they choose assist them in court. This was the first Constitutional right the lawyers' cartel had to scrap. To this end, the Bar Association, through its member judges, interpreted the word "counsel" in the Sixth Amendment to mean "attorney-at-law" (which is, by definition, a member of their cartel). The word counsel can be found in any dictionary, and its primary meaning is not "attorney-at-law." In fact, it means any person who gives advice. — Joseph Befumo

Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y'all's ass, — Pat Dye

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell. — Confucius

Holy shit, she was serious. — Kristin Hannah

You completely unscatter me, and I appreciate that too much. — John Green

Take earth for your own large room and the floor of earth carpeted with sunlight and hung round with silver wind for your dancing place. — May Swenson

Where there are two Phd's in a developing country, one is head of state and the other is in exile. — Samuel Hall Lord

The great souls work with great passion. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I saw myself through her eyes, I saw myself through Charles's eyes, always; I never looked into a mirror and saw myself through my own. So I did, one evening after a couple of glasses of Dubonnet. — Melanie Benjamin