Vietors Funny Quotes & Sayings

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. — Margaret Cho

Whenever you are in a critical temper, it is impossible to enter into communion with God. — James MacDonald

When they got back into the carriage they felt greater strangers than before. — Emile Zola

You really can't go through life wanting to be liked. It's the hardest lesson to learn. Once you say, "Fuck it, I don't care," once you've got that attitude, then it's easy to relax, to talk, laugh, cry, whatever. — Jimmy McDonough

Women who do not marry wither up - they wither up like aspidistras in back-parlour windows; and the devilish thing is that they don't even know they're withering. — George Orwell

With socialized medicine, the trick is not to die while waiting for treatment. — James Cook

I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING!! — Bob Smith

Knowledge depends on the mode of the knower; for what is known is in the knower according to the measure of his mode — Thomas Aquinas

Jesus looked back at the cave, then up at the mountain and recited a Psalm of David. "O mountain of God, mountain of Bashan; O many-peaked mountain, mountain of Bashan! Why do you look with hatred, O many-peaked mountain, at the mount that Elohim desired for his abode, yes, where Yahweh will dwell forever? The chariots of God are twice ten thousand, thousands upon thousands; the Lord is among them; Sinai is now in the sanctuary. You ascended on high, leading a host of captives in your train and receiving gifts among men, even among the rebellious, that Yahweh Elohim may dwell there. But God will strike the heads of his enemies, the hairy Seirim crown of him who walks in his guilty ways. Yahweh said, "I will bring them back from Bashan, I will bring them back from the depths of the sea. — Brian Godawa

And all those who desire to celebrate, glorifying with faith and seeking Your salvation and mercy through me, grant to them Your good things in this world, and to go forth pleasing You, and make them worthy of Your heavenly Kingdom, for You are the only Good One and Lover-of-man, and the Giver of Good things, unto the ages. Amen. — Marina Of Aguas Santas

Great masters merit emulation, not worship. — Alan Cohen

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. — Bill Hicks

The first-cause and prime-mover argument, brilliantly proffered by St. Thomas Aquinas in the fourteenth century (and brilliantly refuted by David Hume in the eighteenth century), is easily turned aside with just one more question: Who or what caused and moved God? — Michael Shermer

What is it which is bought dearly, offered for nothing, and then most often refused?
Experience, old people's experience. — Isak Dinesen