Victoria Beckham Funny Quotes & Sayings

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade. — Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. — Frankie Boyle

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn