Victor Borge Funny Quotes & Sayings

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. — Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. — Victor Borge

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? — Victor Borge

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. — Victor Borge