Vicedocumentaries Quotes & Sayings

Yes, I know, because schools are cruel, illogical, and unfair. But the thing is, life is cruel, illogical, and unfair. That is why the education system works so well. If schools and teachers did a good job and inspired children and made them enthusiastic about every subject, they would only be sadly disappointed when they got out into the real world. Better to disappoint them when they're young. It is more important to learn to cope with disappointment than learn how to do long division." - Nanny Piggins — R.A. Spratt

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt. — John Daly

She gathered herself up- rather like collecting her skirts before mountibg a carriage — Gail Dayton

She was grinning and she should have been pretty when she grinned. She had good white teeth and a lovely, delicate mouth. But something always went wrong with Denise's smile. There was always something manic in it. — Jack Ketchum

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Nothing that your partner does is personal. Your partner is dealing with her own garbage. If you don't take it personally, it will be so easy for you to have a wonderful relationship with your partner — Miguel Ruiz

So that in 1974, when I graduated as a lawyer, I figured I'm not going to be a lawyer under a military regime. — Ruben Blades

Whatever you are doing, don't let past move your mind;don't let future disturb you. Because the past is no more, and the future is not yet. — Rajneesh

A simple dream, set in a city park, along an avenue of mature elms, whose overarching branches turned the avenue into a green tunnel into which the sky and the sunlight were dripping, here and there, through the perfect imperfections in the canopy of leaves. — Salman Rushdie

If you go through life looking for insults, you may be comfortably assured of finding them. — Ngaio Marsh

Ava's not my date. I came stag."
"Stag. You. Why?"
"So my date wouldn't get offended when I wanted to dance with you," he says. — Cynthia Hand

There's a practical problem about time and energy, and a more subtle problem of what it does to a writer's head, to continually analyze why they write, where it all comes from, where it's going to. — Kazuo Ishiguro

Lead only if no one is following. — Marty Rubin

Where's the upside in opening your mouth? — Ted Turner