Vibrators Quotes & Sayings

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We had another game where he was the doctor making a house call and I was the proper Victorian lady besieged by hysteria (also known as sexual frustration) which could only be relieved by a paroxysm (also known as an orgasm) the doctor brought on with either his hand or my vibrator. (At first Quinn didn't believe me when I told him that this actually happened in history, and that vibrators were, in fact, invented by doctors whose hands were cramping up from flicking sexually frustrated Victorian beans all day long, but I swear to God it's true. Just another one of those fun facts stored up in my brain.) — Melanie Harlow

Because unless you take your women by force, there was never a chance in hell I'd be in your bed. Vibrators were invented for women when their options were limited to men like you. — Ada Frost

Men for the most part are a pain in the keister. Vibrators are a girl's best friend. — Rachel Gibson

Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time. — Leisa Rayven

Fine!' she snapped, the desperation to have him growing exponentially now. 'I missed you. Only you. No man could ever make me feel like you do. I'm ruined for all others. I renamed all my vibrators after you and none of them get me off like you can. Happy now?'
His eyes glazed for a second. '*All* your vibrators?'
-Convicted — Dee Tenorio

The spreading tree. — Sue Monk Kidd

I don't like corpses in that way unless they've been reanimated," said Jack. "Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators." "I wish that didn't make so much sense, — Seanan McGuire

should be a class in college, Vibrators 101. — Lauren Calhoun

Get a little hysterical, Juliet. I mean that's why vibrators were invented, right? — Gabby Rivera

Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody. — Anne Heche

Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth. — Gillian Flynn

It's 2016," she replied to Keela. "Vibrators are perfectly acceptable life partners."

Bronagh frowned. "We need to get you a boyfriend."

I second that.

Alannah laughed. "Trust me, as long as I recharge me double A batteries, I'll never need a man again."

Dominic blinked. "Right now, as a man, I feel cheap. We're more than sex machines, we have feelings too, you know?"

Alannah rolled her eyes. "Please, in school you fucked your way through the girls in our year for sport. Their hurt feelings never made you feel cheap, but I can guarantee your actions made them feel cheap. — L.A. Casey

Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers. — Kresley Cole

We want to be a place where, and when there's no place else, you can turn us on and know that He's there, He cares, and He's going to do something about it. — Della Reese

I have a radio show for the Sirius Satellite Radio Network. It's an interview show. It's called The Spectrum. — Edwin McCain

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day. — Doug Stanhope

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. — Madonna Ciccone

I want another chance. With you. And I don't want to just pick up where we left off, I want to start fresh. — Lauren Layne

After the final buzzer, I'm officially giving up men, buying several vibrators, and joining a convent. Actually, I'm pretty sure those last two things are mutually exclusive, so ... Just the vibrators, then. — Julie Johnson

What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? They're both meat substitutes. — Supervert

Commercials were too phony for me. I just didn't like selling products I didn't believe in. — River Phoenix

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike."
Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on."
Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?"
It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. — Jim Butcher

I would handle the deep intellectual matters, like vibrators; she would handle the social sphere. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more. — Nicki Elson

I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators. — Tara Sivec

The second issue, which was a big one, her hands shook like she had DTs. I was tempted to go to the liquor store and get her a bottle of Jack to calm her down. The rest of her body was completely still except at the wrists. Strangest thing I'd ever seen.
Vibrators for hands. — Ashlan Thomas

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? — Nicki Elson

I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box. — Henry Blodget

I'm competitive with myself, and that goes hand in hand with how I present myself. I'm not only trying to put one foot in front of the other, I'm trying to put my best foot forward. — Katy Perry

They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life. — Meg Wolitzer

I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am," I shoot back. "You should see my vibrator collection. — Karina Halle

Corpses are incapable of offering informed consent, and are hence no better than vibrators. — Seanan McGuire

I really came to literature through poetry. — Cheryl Strayed

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy. — Nicki Elson