Veselinovo Quotes & Sayings

The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom. Whoever was charged with making the announcement momentarily lost all sense of procedure and we got this tantalizing glimpse into the chaos on the trains, and all we could hear was (bangs on microphone) "Gary, it's burning, what we gonna do?!" And everyone on the carriage just cheered, "Hooray! We're rubbish!" — Bill Bailey

Not that I knew just what an incubus actually looked like, but judging by the darkness that was sliding up the back of his neck, it wasn't overly human. Hysterical visions of people running for the exits pursued by a massive cock and balls filled my mind, and I let out a gasp of laughter despite myself. — Allison Pang

I know mine own!"--Walter Emmett Velvet, the Antichrist — A.R. Braun

It is a shame for a man to be a millionaire in possessions if he is not also a millionaire in beneficence. — Lyman Abbott

He leaned in close to my ear, and his hand grazed my thigh. "I forgot to mention this morning," he paused, letting enough time go by that my body caved and pulled toward him like gravity, "I plan on making sure you miss your dinner date with jock boy tonight. — Angela McPherson

A young man who is unable to commit a folly is already an old man. — Paul Gauguin

To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak. — Jon Stewart

Wait, don't despair,
Have faith and hopeful,
Who wait and don't despair,
The reward awaits. — Miguel El Portugues