Verratek Quotes & Sayings

he citizens must begin to work to clean the city and country of any dirt. — Lailah Gifty Akita

A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought by someone from Des Moines, with an artist's impression of the bun; how Elvis Presley was recently sighted working in a Burger Lord in Des Moines; how listening to Elvis records cured a Des Moines housewife's cancer; how the spate of werewolves infesting the Midwest are the offspring of noble pioneer women raped by Bigfoot; and that Elvis was taken by Space Aliens in 1976 because he was too good for this world. Remarkably, one of these stories is indeed true. — Neil Gaiman

A man has no worse enemy than himself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Health is a human right, not a privilege to be purchased. — Shirley Chisholm

You think you know how you'll react to anything and then a boy shows up and kisses you, and some of that just vanishes. — Amy Spalding

Behind every glorious facade there is always hidden something ugly. — Stanislaw Lem

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. — Daniel Tosh

Faith has nothing to do with circumstances, it deals entirely with the Word of God. — Lettie Cowman