Verbois Table Quotes & Sayings

United decidedly is not an innovative, adaptive organization. — Adam Hartung

We may complain and cavil at the anarchy which is the amateurs natural element, but in soberness we must agree that if the amateur did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. — Jacques Barzun

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection. — Ambrose Bierce

Dean, you've been to Hell, I started the Apocalypse, and we're supposed to be possessed by an archangel and the devil. Now you're being skeptical? — Keith R.A. DeCandido

Kind of like people. We're too lazy to change, so we'll just keep doing what we're doing until it's too late. — Wendy Wunder

Plus it'll give you a chance to get us a wedding present. We're not registered anywhere, but we could seriously use some china and a blender. — Richelle Mead