Venrick Roofing Quotes & Sayings

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India. — Chris Kattan

I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once. — Jay Mohr

He gave the impression of being clean and dry as though he had been pressed between two large blotters which had absorbed all his vital juices. — Charles Baxter

Pakistan is alarmed by the rising Indian influence in Afghanistan, and fears that an Afghanistan cleansed of the Taliban would be an Indian client state, thus sandwiching Pakistan between two hostile countries. The paranoia of Pakistan about India's supposed dark machinations should never be underestimated. — Salman Rushdie

I supposed that if I had a third eye in the middle of my forehead she would want one of those too. "You don't want a fake orange tan, Munchkin."
"Yes, I do," she insisted. "It's pretty."
Alex was amused. "Oh, I think so too. Very pretty and informative. I have always wondered what the female Oompa-Loompas looked like. — Tammy Blackwell

42% of college graduates never read a book after college. — John C. Maxwell

The Democrats never fight about who is more like Jimmy Carter. — Marco Rubio