Venancio Quotes & Sayings

"I'm going to tell myself that you're just cranky because Chloe's at the mall with Tori, and you weren't allowed to go. I could point out that if you did go, you'd be even crankier, and you'd make everyone miserable. Especially me."
"You wouldn't have to go."
"Sure I would. I'd need to run interference when Tori asked how a new shirt looked and you told her the truth."
"I'm honest. Honest is good."
"Not when it comes to girls and clothes. You need to gauge their reaction first. If they aren't happy with it, you suggest they try something else, even if it looked fine. If they love it and it looks like hell, you say it's not bad and hope they try something else." — Kelley Armstrong

It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice. — Andrew Solomon

You can have results or excuses. Not both. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Where's the trail to Cold Mountain?

Cold Mountain? There's no clear way.

Ice, in summer, is still frozen.

Bright sun shines through thick fog.

You won't get there following me.

Your heart and mine are not the same.

If your heart was like mine,

You'd have made it, and be there! — Han-shan

Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do. — Matt Dunn

Whenever you have multiple devices including multiple PCs that you want to share information with, it's always been a bit complicated. — Bill Gates

The first rule of self control is never to put yourself in a position where you have to practice self control — Venancio Cadle Gomani Jr.

Take you example by this thing,/ And yield to each his right,/ Lest God with such like miserye/ Your wicked minds requite — Various

I thought 'Chelsea Girls' was going to change my life. — Eileen Myles

My head was throbbing, and my hands were shaking, but I went down the ladder to my workroom - and started figuring out how to rip someone's heart out of his chest from fifty miles away.
Who says I never do anything fun on a Friday night? — Jim Butcher

If books could have more, give more, be more, show more, they would still need readers who bring to them sound and smell and light and all the rest that can't be in books.
The book needs you. — Gary Paulsen

After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits. — Robert Breault

Journeying through secret doors, curving corridors, and connecting rooms into the mountain was like being digested by the different organs of a deity. — Alex Grey

I felt above all, tired. Tiredness: if there ws a constant symptom of the disease in our lives at this time, it was tiredness ... A banal state of affairs, yes-but our problems were banal, the stuff of women's magazines. All lives, I remember thinking, eventually funnel into the advice columns of women's magazines. — Joseph O'Neill

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes. — Adam DeVine

He created kingdoms, and then destroyed them as he made the world anew. We had the wrong gender all along. — Brandon Sanderson