Vaudevillian Olsen Quotes & Sayings

I don't think I'm going to let you wear knickers again this week." The man was lethal. This was all a big game to him, and he was a world-class player. — Kitty French

To maximize our lives we think that we should get up and join in the race. Yet, we rarely consider that maybe it's less about joining a race and more about actually creating one. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Bury the shit when you can and fess up if you can't. — Margaux Bergen

And suddenly, her day turned into the kind that explained why God invented chocolate, comfy pants, and booze. — Avery Flynn

The day you lose your ability to make me laugh, I'll know that life isn't worth living. — Paul Pilkington

Even the finest of jugglers cannot keep a hundred balls in the air forever. — George R R Martin

When a gift is deserved, it is not a gift but a payment. — Gene Wolfe

Many people suffer great miseries but if you ask them in front of others, 'you went through great difficulty, didn't you?', then they will respond, 'no, no I didn't have any suffering'. Then they feel happy. So what kind of 'egoism' should one do? During times of sorrow, one should do the 'egoism' of happiness such that 'no one is happier than I!' People in general do the 'egoism' of sorrow at the time of happiness. — Dada Bhagwan

How pleased we are to have our eyes opened but how easily we close them again. — Mark Haddon