Vaudevillian Eddie Quotes & Sayings

My songs are about not knowing who to be and not knowing how to act. — Juliana Hatfield

Nothing burps better than bacon. — Ed O'Neill

The scholar doesn't consider gold and jade as his precious treasures,but knowledge and faith. — Confucius

A good story is a journey...the destination is only where it ends. — Alan Smithee

It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. — Sloane Crosley

I think that the power of art is the power to wake us up, strike us to our depths, change us. What are we searching for when we read a novel, see a film, listen to a piece of music? We are searching, through a work of art, for something that alters us, that we weren't aware of before. We want to transform ourselves, just as Ovid's masterwork transformed me. — Jhumpa Lahiri

When your words are kind and loving, it heals the mind and fills it with happiness and joy. — Debasish Mridha

The just man is not the product of a day, but of a long brooding and a painful birth. To become a power for peace, a man must first pass through experiences which lead him to see things in their different aspects: it is necessary that he have a wide horizon, and breathe various atmospheres
in a word, from crossing, one after another, paths and points of view the most diverse, and sometimes the most contradictory, he must acquire the faculty of putting himself in the place of others and appreciating them. — Charles Wagner

As Americans trekked across France to Paris and leapfrogged from one Pacific island to the next, they would be surrounded by nothing but the war, and comforted by little apart from their books. — Molly Guptill Manning

I don't wear jeans. — Christine Ebersole

It is not birth, marriage, or death, but gastrulation
which is the most important time in your life. — Louis Wolpert