Vasbolt Quotes & Sayings

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are. — Ricky Gervais

They dispute not in order to find or even to seek Truth, but for victory, and to appear the more learned and strenuous upholders of a contrary opinion. Such persons should be avoided by all who have not a good breastplate of patience. — Giordano Bruno

By means of the sign, man frees himself from the here and now for abstraction. — Umberto Eco

You know," Rolf said, "you read stories when you're little, and you think it would be so amazing to have adventures happen to you. Then you actually go on one, and find out that it's awful. Nothing but bad food, sleeping cold on the hard ground, and treachery. — Jessica Day George

It always surprises me in films that killers seem so gleeful about killing people. — Andrew Dominik

The poets' scrolls will outlive the monuments of stone. Genius survives; all else is claimed by death. — Edmund Spenser

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting. — Lewis Black