Varney Quotes & Sayings

The science of the laws is the slow growth of time and experience. — Edward Gibbon

I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you're in Nashville. It's part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time. — Jim Varney

Plus my boots were made of awesome. — Gwen Hayes

Derivatives are like sex. It's not who we're sleeping with, it's who they're sleeping with that's the problem. — Warren Buffett

Old man. Varney was trying, but the judge looked as if he wanted to pace against the — James Patterson

Many Of Them Have Things
What They Lack Is The Richness Of Spirit — Stuart Varney

I've been known to do lunges down hotel hallways. I also like to use the ice bucket in the hotel room as a medicine ball. — Amy Jo Martin

The government wants to control the banks, just as it now controls GM and Chrysler, and will surely control the health industry in the not-too-distant future. Keeping them TARP-stuffed is the key to control. — Stuart Varney

Ah," said Varney. "Then I'm working for you, aren't I?" "Yes, you are," said Mr. Croup. "I'm afraid we don't have any redeeming features." "That doesn't bother me," said Varney. "Good," said Mr. Croup. "Welcome aboard. — Neil Gaiman

I'd like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic. — Jim Varney

I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time. — Jim Varney

If you vote for Al Smith, you're voting against Christ and you will all be damned. — Mordecai Ham

Thoughts are supreme. It is driving the car we call life. So to reach the deserved destination think right. — Debasish Mridha

Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make. — Helen Varney

They get this little nubbin of a penis," Dr. Karpman said. And no one, he said, likes having a nubbin. — Sarah Varney

Yet the march toward freedom is not without its hazards or its casualties and the threats of violence aimed at Iraqis who participate in the election will be dealt with accordingly. — Jim Gerlach

Please leave the window open. — Jim Varney