Varnadore And Associates Quotes & Sayings

Scary mommy confession #80920
I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack. — Jill Smokler

......he married a girl, he had no idea what the woman was going to be like. As soon as he got a glimpse he was running scared. — Jordan Silver

The mode of consciousness of nonhuman species is quite different from human consciousness. — J.M. Coetzee

You only have one life, but if you live it well, that's enough. The only reality is now, today. What are you waiting for to be happy? — Isabel Allende

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be. — Steve Carell

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you. — Adam Carolla

There isn't a performer on earth that isn't an exhibitionist. There isn't any point in being in this business if you're not an exhibitionist. And, by the way, you can be an exhibitionist and be very shy as well. — Madonna Ciccone

Forgiveness is the best tonic for heart. — Debasish Mridha

From a strictly articulatory point of view there is no succession of sounds. — Roman Jakobson

Presumption must be quenched even more than a fire. — Heraclitus