Vardon Quotes & Sayings

Never saw one worth a damn. — Harry Vardon

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. — Harry Vardon

The attitude of the God-conscious man of the Upanishad towards the universe is one of a deep feeling of adoration. His object of worship is present everywhere. It is the one living truth that makes all realities true. This truth is not only of knowledge but of devotion. — Rabindranath Tagore

The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way. — Harry Vardon

Even in our darkest hour we must remember; never dispair. — Harry Vardon

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind. — Harry Vardon

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. — Harry Vardon

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller. — Harry Vardon

To play well you must feel tranquil and at peace. I have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. — Harry Vardon

There are many ways of performing the operations successfully. I can claim, however, to be in a position to explain how not to putt. I think I know as well as anybody how not to do it. — Harry Vardon

Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn — Harry Vardon

There are only two types of player-those who keep their nerves under control and win championships, and those who do not. — Harry Vardon

To genuinely discover your Spirit, stop talking, stop reading, and start listening to your heart. — Sonia Choquette

I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that. — Harry Vardon

Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, if a good sport, will not be slow in performing it. — Harry Vardon

More matches are lost through carelessness at the beginning than any other cause. — Harry Vardon

I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, 'Where are Middle Eastern women?' — Kim Kardashian

Often GOP political strategy seems like the human wave theory of the Chinese military translated to politics. Where Beijing uses masses of soldiers to overwhelm their adversaries, the GOP uses huge campaign budgets as a substitute for strategy, thought or issues. — Dick Morris

It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe. — Jessica Simpson

Oh Lord, may I be directed what to do and what to leave undone. — Elizabeth Fry

No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball. — Harry Vardon

Never concede the putt that beats you. — Harry Vardon

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world. — Harry Vardon

I always wrote poetry as a teenager and it was always so dark, but it made me feel good to get it out. — Pink

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

The summer night is like a perfection of thought. — Wallace Stevens

The advent of the rubber ball was instrumental in creating an entirely different method of striking the object. The solid ball required to be hit for carry, whereas it was quickly apparent that the Haskell lent itself to an enormous run. I hold the firm opinion that from this date the essential attitude towards accuracy was completely lost sight of. This was the start of the craze for length and still more length. — Harry Vardon

Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you do, you will only complicate and spoil your game - and encumber your locker with useless rubbish. — Harry Vardon

Wait, what's that sound? Oh yes, it's you, sounding ridiculous. — Roberta Degnore

I believe immigration reform is a commitment of President Obama's government, especially since it gives him a chance to respond to the great demand expressed by U.S. Hispanic voters. — Enrique Pena Nieto