Vanity The Last Dragon Quotes & Sayings

He was a wise man who invented beer. — Plato

God and I; here is the beginning and the end of personal religion. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

I wanted to confront her, to make her see the folly of her religion, to change her diet, to help her spend less on makeup and other nonessentials, to make her worship every biological moment she was offered instead of some badly punctured deity. I also wanted to kiss her for some reason, feel the life pulsing in those big Catholic lips, remind myself of the primacy of the living animal, of my time amongst the Romans. — Gary Shteyngart

If you go through life convinced that your way is always best, all the new ideas in the world will pass you by. — Akio Morita

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. — Phil Robertson

You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare. — Larry David

In Italy the Coach is a paratrooper who jumps out of the plane but doesn't know if the parachute will open or not. — Claudio Ranieri