Vandoodewaard Quotes & Sayings

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers. — Frank Zappa

You just don't understand men, Samantha. Looking is automatic and it's harmless. We all look. Come on. — John Grisham

We are on a journey through the inward space of the heart, a journey not measured by the hours of our watch or the days of the calendar; for it is a journey out of time into eternity. — Kallistos Ware

Memories are their own descendents masquerading as the ancestors of the present. — David Mitchell

You shouldn't ask me whether I like him or not. The way you mean it, I don't suppose I like anybody. — Dorothy Baker

Lately, some nights, before falling asleep, Marina tries out some of the affirmations suggested by her therapist. She tends to stop after a minute because she struggles saying the same thing over and again, and all too soon the affirmations turn into something else entirely.

'I am a beautiful and productive woman; I am an artist. I am a fruitful and defective woman; I am an artiste. I am a fearful and resentful zoo-man; I am a sadist. I am a dutiful representative of batshit; I am batshit, I am zoo shit. I am a fruity loopy arsonist. — Laia Jufresa

Just because my job requires me to make fun of myself into a microphone and wear my heart on my sleeve for hire dosn't mean I can't be an introvert as well. Believe it or not, I do have a complex inner life just like you, and I enjoy being alone. I need it. And I've never been happier than I was when I finally figured this out about myself. — Amy Schumer