Vandelay Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

The peoples of the United States of Northern America, and those of the Union of Soviet Capitalist Russian Republics, continue to assist by taking every opportunity to fire at the comet with hand-guns. — Ian Hutson

Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely. — Laurell K. Hamilton

The intellect of the wise is like glass; it admits the light of heaven and reflects it. — Augustus Hare

Your creativity comes from the universal source of all creation, the source of all intelligence and wisdom. — Robin Sharma

Lord lead us to the right places. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If capitalist realism is so seamless, and if current forms of resistance are so hopeless and impotent, where can an effective challenge come from? A moral critique of capitalism, emphasizing the ways in which it leads to suffering, only reinforces capitalist realism. Poverty, famine and war can be presented as an inevitable part of reality, while the hope that these forms of suffering could be eliminated easily painted as naive utopianism. Capitalist realism can only be threatened if it is shown to be in some way inconsistent or untenable; if, that is to say, capitalism's ostensible 'realism' turns out to be nothing of the sort. — Mark Fisher

People who drive like maniacs...
are maniacs! — Alan VanMeter

There's a natural tendency for children to, in some sense, inherit the cultural values of their parents. I'm not against that, that's fine, that's wonderful. What I am against is labelling. Nobody ever labels a child a cricketer because his father is a cricketer, but they do label a child a Catholic because his parents are Catholic. I think it's more or less unique. Nobody ever labels a child a socialist or a conservative or a liberal because that's what their parents are. — Richard Dawkins

I was touched by your kind deeds. — Lailah Gifty Akita

All love relationships are controlled by an element of fear - that of acting, or becoming, unworthy of the loved one's approbation. — Sydney J. Harris

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that. — Charles Dickens

Don't damage computer systems you break into (including crashing them); don't change the information in those systems (except for altering logs to cover your tracks); and share information. — Julian Assange

We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons. — Dick Cheney