Vampire Puns Quotes & Sayings

If you cannot swim to success, build a boat. — Matshona Dhliwayo

A conglomerate heap of trash, that's what I am. But it burns with a high flame. — Ray Bradbury

Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks. — Tamara Summers

Maureen O'Sullivan did 'Hannah and Her Sisters' with Mia Farrow, her daughter, but O'Sullivan had a very minor role. — Diane Ladd

Life by its mere appalling length is a feat of endurance for which you haven't the strength. — Annie Dillard

I think art, if it's meaningful at all, is a conversation with other artists. You say something, they say something, you move back and forth. — John Baldessari

Warriors should suffer their pain silently. — Erin Hunter

You can't slow down intense people. They have to burn at their own rate. — Gerald Nicosia

Research has shown the challenge caused by Climate change is mainly man-made due to abdication of leadership and personal responsibility in taking care of the environment. Will you be part of the army replenishing the earth and promoting proper stewardship of its resources? — Archibald Marwizi

With a book you can read the same paragraph four times. You can go back to page 21 when you're on page 300. You can't do that with film. It just charges ahead. — Jonathan Lethem

After a while, he sat. She leaned her head on his shoulder. She felt very close to him. "I promise not to turn you into my thought slave," she said, and felt him smile a little. But she had thought about it. — Max Barry