Vampire Diaries Funny Quotes & Sayings

You learn who you are only by making yourself accountable to the judgment of others. — Stanley Hauerwas

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses ... " That's it. — Yakov Smirnoff

I was trained by my husband. He said, If you want a thing done go. If not send. I belong to that group of people who move the piano themselves. — Eleanor Robson Belmont

I try to write every day. I don't beat myself up about word counts, or how many hours are ticking by on the clock before I'm allowed to go and do something else. I just try to keep a hand in and work every single day, even if there are other demands or I'm on a book tour or have the flu or something, because then I keep my unconscious engaged with the book. Then I'm always a little bit writing, no matter what else I'm doing. — Jonathan Lethem

I have spent all my years
accepting sad truths.
- Quebrado — Margarita Engle

Meanwhile, instead of restraining negative behavior, rewards and punishments can often set it loose - and give rise to cheating, addiction, and dangerously myopic thinking. — Daniel H. Pink

I never listen to music when I'm writing. — Ben Fountain

The reason I collaborate with Louis Vuitton is that Louis Vuitton is number one in the world, and I am honored to work with them. — Yayoi Kusama

People keep on getting married. Evidently hope is eternal in the human breast. — Sherwood Anderson

I'll bet when aliens see the ring of garbage orbiting our planet they just keep going in the search for intelligent life — Johnny Moscato

I only have two kinds of dreams: the bad and the terrible. Bad dreams I can cope with. They're just nightmares, and the end eventually. I wake up. The terrible dreams are the good dreams. In my terrible dreams, everything is fine. I am still with the company. I still look like me. None of the last five years ever happened. Sometimes I'm married. Once I even had kids. I even knew their names. Everything's wonderful and normal and fine. And then I wake up, and I'm still me. And I'm still here. And that is truly terrible. — Neil Gaiman

You need no proof, no reasons, no success, you need not achieve in fact the good of others - all you need to know is that your motive was the good of others, not your own. Your only definition of the good is a negation: the good is the 'non-good for me. — Ayn Rand

I'm conflicted. On one hand, I want to stay in and catch up on The Vampire Diaries, but there's this really awesome restaurant I've been wanting to try out. — Jessica Sorensen

You'll find in life, Caden, that many decisions are made by morons in high places. — Neal Shusterman

We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction. — George Bernard Shaw