Vampersex Quotes & Sayings

A serious person can never be innocent, and one who is innocent can never be serious. — Rajneesh

Tell yourself this year is all about seeking, seeking, seeking! It's all about creative, creative, creative! Action, action, action! No more talking, talking, talking! No more whining, whining, whining! Happy New Year 2017. — Euginia Herlihy

Simon presses his lips against mine. This dance we share is as natural as breathing. But this isn't just a kiss. Our tongues mesh together, silently writing the opening lines of a novel and I feel it...I feel him on a completely different level. — B.L. Berry

President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again. — Jay Leno

The greatest power you possess in life is your understanding that life gives you a fresh start any moment you choose. — Guy Finley

She knew it was crazy. That was a given. She had a balloon-sized head covered by a scarf while rocking a uniboob. Her cat was orbiting her, while hissing, at top speed.
It just figures at this point. There's a rain cloud fucking me up the ass. Don't panic, she told herself.
Her brain ran around, scraping at her skull and trying to get out of the horror instead.
Be someone else!
The two men stood, stunned stupid by her elaborate costume. Both jumped when
Dove opened her mouth to speak.
"I'm Lotsa Vampersex!" She'd increased her volume and cranked up the pitch of her voice in an effort to disguise herself.
Duke recovered first. "Hey, are you, like, hosting Voldemort's half-dead body or are you just into freakier stuff than I thought? — Debra Anastasia