Vallarino Card Quotes & Sayings

If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams. — Karl Kraus

PE! This word was comprised of two single letters, which would normally not cause anyone any trouble. They were two single letters that were usually associated with the further words of "health" and "extended life" and therefore, had a positive reputation. However, for me, the P and the E put together was the worst possible combination. Every time they were mentioned, I would sigh in displeasure, my heart rate would increase and I would feel lightheaded. After all, in my mind, PE = exercise and exercise = torture! — Adele Rose

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble. — P.G. Wodehouse

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

If someone has the opportunity to become a model, I would say, 'Do it.' — Cameron Russell

But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it's pretty easy. To wit: establish from the very beginning that you like this. And trust me, you want to do it early on. Because if you wait too long to introduce the concept, your Special Lady Friend will be a little thrown and might not take you seriously. Think of it as a hat. If you never, ever wear a hat and one day you try to rock a fedora with a feather, all of your friends will be like, "Dude - why are you wearing a fucking fedora with a fucking feather?" You'll feel insecure and never wear it again. Now imagine that scenario, but in bed with your hardened dick out and it's your girlfriend saying, "Dude - why the fuck are you talking like that?" Not good. — Olivia Munn

Who had the bigger burden? The one who had to watch the other person endure or the one who endured? — Jeff VanderMeer

I was rolling my eyes so hard that I was sure one of my retinas had just detached itself — Sarra Manning

Isn't hope an incredible, a wonderfully demented thing? — Lauren Bacall

Work hard, no matter how much recognition you get. — Sophia Amoruso