Valakinek Valakije Quotes & Sayings

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me. — Ted Alexandro

The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you. — Lemony Snicket

Now, temptation had found me, sat beneath the faded wooden awning of an inn on the Silk Road. I cursed my body while I pretended to pray, I cursed it for wanting a man who had probably been sent to kill me. — S.A. Meade

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Environment isn't asking us to conserve her for her but for our future generations. — Mohith Agadi

I want to be your fucking REAL. — Katy Evans

When he moves, a streetlight stabs him, and the words flow out like blood. — Markus Zusak

I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm. — Sara Gilbert

I have always believed that the light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion; the illusion is the tunnel itself. — Sam Harris