Vaknatieveilingen Quotes & Sayings

She called him sweet. Next she'd be calling him nice,and if that happened, he might as well tie a big pink bow around his balls and hand them over." - Tyler — Samanthe Beck

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. — Peter Ustinov

Safety isn't always safe. You can find one on every gun. — Andrea Gibson

In the end, everyone loses everyone. There was no invention to get around that, and so I felt, that night, like the turtle that everything else in the universe was on top of. — Jonathan Safran Foer

My heart couldn't survive a fall, not from the height that my feelings had climbed. — Alessandra Torre

I was a boy that age once, and I know that 97.7 percent of their bodies are semen and the 2.8 percent is an incendiary device for spraying it. — Mat Johnson

This hideous doctrine of eternal torment after death has probably caused more terror and misery, more cruelty and more violation of natural human sympathy, than any belief in the history of mankind. Yet this doctrine was taught unambiguously by Jesus. — Margaret E. Knight

Most mistakes which seem huge in the heat of the moment are quickly forgotten. — Bryant McGill

Writers, especially those of us with roots in other countries, are rarely left to ourselves. We are asked to declare our allegiances, or they are determined for us. — Dinaw Mengestu

I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found is I've been able to actually peel off layers of trauma on my body and actually move better now than I did. — Ricky Williams

If the marriage ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. — Scott Gardner