There are a lot of people who might not get another chance to win a Super Bowl, not just me. — John Elway
window to check the weather because I'd hung my best quilt — Carrie Anne Noble
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it. — Aleksandra Ninkovic
Sooner barbarity than boredom. — Theophile Gautier
Everybody feels like a freak in some way at some time in their life. Or feels on the outside. And everybody is worthy of love. — Erin Davie