Vacuumed Carpet Quotes & Sayings

So true it is that man proposes and God disposes. — Abraham Lincoln

When will the world learn that a million men are of no importance compared with one man? — Henry David Thoreau

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different. — Jerry Springer

I've opened the way for others to make fortunes, but a fortune for myself was not what I was after. — Daniel Boone

He drops the pistol into the right-hand pocket of his raincoat. He is not expecting trouble. Nevertheless, he goes nowhere unarmed. One can never be too careful. Besides, opportunities often arise unexpectedly. In — Dean Koontz

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

The whole object of the players' association is to try and make sure that any individual is able to capitalise on his ability, particularly in football, which is a very short career. — Gordon Taylor

The professional will not tolerate disorder ... He wants the carpet vacuumed and the threshold swept, so the Muse may enter and not soil her gown. — Steven Pressfield

He was free, free for everything, free to act like an animal or like a machine. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Education is key. I graduated from high school; everyone needs to. — Tracy McGrady