V Nligen Quotes & Sayings

Women do not like CDs of live music. We only like the original recordings. If a song sounds different from the version we fell in love with, then it's awful. — Leslie Mann

The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that. — Mack Sennett

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol. — Craig Ferguson

You don't learn knife skills at cooking school, because they give you only six onions and no matter how hard you focus on those six onions there are only six, and you're not going to learn as much as when you cut up a hundred. — Bill Buford

The most common misperception about me is that I write fast. I just write often. Every hour that I can. — Joyce Carol Oates

One of the way to get attention is to write a book titled, How to get attention. — Vikrmn

It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes — Peter Tinniswood

I know the colour rose, and it is lovely, But not when it ripens in a tumour; And healing greens, leaves and grass, so springlike, In limbs that fester are not springlike. — Dannie Abse

It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite ... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament ... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented. — Mark Twain

God said it, that settles it. — Peter Kreeft