Utensils For Parkinsons Quotes & Sayings

And where the fuck are your clothes? That's what I'd like to know. Do you know how disturbing it is to have a fight with a man who's naked? — Eve Langlais

When you reframe problems as projects or opportunities, they will cease to bother you and begin to stimulate you. — Alan Cohen

Unless there is the element of extreme risk in our exploits for God, there is no need for faith — Hudson Taylor

There is in writing the constant joy of sudden discovery, of happy accident. — H.L. Mencken

When you own something, you can call it what you want. — Frank Lucas

Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to limit God to something we are capable of comprehending. What a stunted, insignificant god that would be! If my mind is the size of a soda can and God is the size of all the oceans, it would be stupid for me to say He is only the small amount of water I can scoop into my little can. God is so much bigger, so far beyond our time-encased, air/food/sleep-dependent lives. — Francis Chan

When I met her, she told me I was adorable and was her boyfriend."
"And you became her boyfriend?" I gave him a look. He smiled.
"She was wearing a tight shirt and I could see her boobs."
I couldn't help but smile.
"You did the right thing."
"I know." He shrugged. — C.J. Roberts

Tragic tales rarely do make sense. — Gwenn Wright

If some of these [Republican] folks were around when Columbus set sail, they must have been founding members of the 'flat earth society.' They would not believe that the world was round. — Barack Obama