Utbbf Quotes & Sayings

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

Still mad," she gasped.
He covered one of her fists with his hand, entwining their fingers,
while his other slipped beneath her, stroking her where they were
joined, slowly driving her straight to heaven without a seat belt.
"Then I should stop. — Jill Shalvis

First LEARN ... then
remove the 'L — Mohit Manke

Always keep a sharp lookout. "Keep your finger out"! — Adolph Malan

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

It's still my happiest time when I'm eating. — Nobu Matsuhisa

Mr. Roddis: [Outraged at the presence of two apparent burglars (actually his in-laws) having tea in his suburban home] - And they've opened a pot of my raspberry jam."
Uncle Fred: [Architect of the above missunderstanding] Ah, then you will be able to catch them red-handed. I should fetch a policman. — P.G. Wodehouse

they had become almost used to these coincidences that could not possibly be coincidences, to the feeling that each one was the click of some great turning cog. — Stephen King

The more you study the course, the more you appreciate what a great test it is. — Phil Mickelson

The best gift you can give to a girl is your devotion, not some Louboutins. But buy those if you're busy, for sure. — Diplo

The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind. — Alan Brien

We were always contradicting ourselves. We wanted to be told apart - We didn't want to be told apart. We wanted people to know us - We didn't want them to know. We were always looking for someone who would finally accept us. But there was no way that would ever happen, not as twisted as we were. We were so afraid of someone breaking through our barrier and hurting us, we kept a strong lock on our hearts to protect ourselves. — Kaoru

What seems real one moment is fiction the next
and gone out of existence the moment after that.
Nostalgia is the greatest enemy of truth,
and change our only constancy. — David Budbill