Usledzi Quotes & Sayings

My dick is not moving from where it's lodged, pressed up against the zipper of my jeans. I think her holier-than-thou attitude might have even made it harder.
Clearly, my dick has poor taste in women. — Sabrina Paige

I shall always be a pirate. — Jade Parker

Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations. — George Orwell

Cling, swing, Spring, sing, Swing up into the apple tree. — T. S. Eliot

Point is, people lie a lot. Sometimes out of habit. Not many people are good at telling the truth. — Jonathan Maberry