Urusei Yatsura Quotes & Sayings

The secret for mastery is concentration; the success of concentration is in elimination. Avoid everything in general and focus one thing in particular. You will be a master! — Israelmore Ayivor

Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular. — Sara Wolf

Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world.
Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll make us jobless for good. — Toba Beta

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat — Jay Leno

Love is very much perceived as "I couldn't control myself; it's love." But you can. Everything you do in response is a choice. — Natalie Portman

Everyone feels depressed, angry or frustrated at times; it's a crossroads not a dead end. — Sam Owen

Art is for [the Irish] inseparable from artifice: of that, the theatre is the home. Possibly, it was England made me a novelist. — Elizabeth Bowen

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman. — Coco Chanel

For Beatrice
My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not. — Lemony Snicket

Tea should be bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. — Lemony Snicket

I started writing poems, and when I first tried prose, I wrote bad articles and essays and columns, and I didn't have a handle on it. I didn't go to a school that really taught you how to write that stuff. — Eileen Myles

It's [grief] like discovering a great hole in the ground. To begin with, you forget it's there, and you keep falling in. After a while, it's still there, but you learn to walk around it. — Rachel Joyce

The imagination can be happy in places where the whole man is not. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould

They'd tried automatically generating the stories in response to the figures but had ended up with nonsense - one scenario suggested by the computer was that a gang of toddlers had terrorised a war veteran with a syringe full of HIV positive blood. — Simon Dewar

Magic Kingdom's tree goes up on Dec. 9. — Julie Neal