Urinalysis Test Quotes & Sayings

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. — Art Buchwald

In Paris, choosing a dress is a monumental decision. In Milan, it's a kick. — Chris Dee

I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and a two hour lunch. Poof, gone. They are not infrequent. — Joseph Epstein

You can only have as much as you believe. — Mark Victor Hansen

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. — Murphy's Law

What China would do, I cannot predict. China has all but given up the claim to the use of force, except in the circumstance of Taiwan declaring its independence. That is a huge step forward over what the situation was many years ago. — Henry A. Kissinger

Once we had become locked in on a schedule, he (Coach Denny Green) often created a disruption (artificial adversity) to that schedule just to see how guys would respond. — Tony Dungy

The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England. — Bruce Oldfield

I refuse to remember the dead.
And the dead are bored with the whole thing.
But you - you go ahead,
go on, go back down,
into the graveyard,
lie down where you think their faces are;
talk back to your old bad dreams. — Anne Sexton

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test. — Christopher Hitchens

Everyone carries an atmosphere about him. It may be healthful and invigorating, or it may be unwholesome and depressing. It may make a little spot of the world a sweeter, better, safer place to live in; or it may make it harder for those to live worthily and beautifully who dwell within its circle. — J.R. Miller

What will we care for the why and the wherefore? — Graham Greene

If you want the crown, America, take it. Take it. Because it should be yours. — Kiera Cass

This is where the factionless live. Because they failed to complete initiation into whatever faction they chose, they live in poverty, doing the work no one else wants to do. They are janitors and construction workers and garbage collectors; they make fabric and operate trains and drive buses. In return for their work they get food and clothing, but, as my mother says, not enough of either. — Veronica Roth

If you want to win, drop the past trends. Genius creates new trends and the crowd follows the past. — Amit Ray

I keep my eyes fixed on those silhouettes in the distance and all I can think is how could we lost the world to something so still? — Courtney Summers

There are those that wonder which is worse: Not being able to reach out or not having anyone to reach for. There are some that ponder which is the greater ache: Not being able to tell or not having anyone that cares enough to ask. Perhaps it's not one person that is to blame, but both. — Donna Lynn Hope