Urban Hiker Quotes & Sayings

I'm a demon. I do bad things. It's genetic. — I.D. Locke

If we would aim at perfection in any thing, simplicity must not be overlooked. — Henry David Thoreau

I am a kite in a tornado, but I have a long string. — Karen Marie Moning

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them. — Norm MacDonald

I don't like to feel that I owe anything. I like to feel that I pay my own way, no free lunch. — B.B. King

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. — Henny Youngman

Knowledge can be acquired by education, reading, communicating and observing, but also simply by living. — Eraldo Banovac