Urban Dictionary Funny Quotes & Sayings

It must never be forgotten that religion gave birth to Anglo-American society. — Alexis De Tocqueville

That time Rune drove a Volvo, but later he bought a BMW. You just couldn't reason with a person who behaved like that. — Fredrik Backman

in no world is always ever exact — Lindsey Drager

What you call your personality, you know?
it's not like actual bones, or teeth, something solid. It's more like a flame. A flame can be upright, and a flame can flicker in the wind, a flame can be extinguished so there's no sign of it, like it had never been. — Joyce Carol Oates

Hope your new boots are fast Bella. One little jar isn't going to keep a hungry bear occupied for long."
"I only have to be faster than you. — Stephenie Meyer

To anger an Aes Sedai is to put your head in a hornets' nest. — Robert Jordan

I take his weapons away from him. Both of them. — Frank Miller

And, just like then, after she started singing, it hurt to listen.
But it was a beautiful pain. — Kristen Ashley