Ur A Joke Quotes & Sayings

Laugh at a bad reputation. Fear a good one that you could not sustain. — Robert Bresson

What never fails inside the mind of an intellectual never works outside the confines of his head. The world's stubborn refusal to vindicate the intellectual's theories serves as proof of humanity's irrationality, not his own. Thus, the true believer retrenches rather than rethinks; he launches a war on the world, denying reality because it fails to conform to his theories. If intellectuals are not prepared to reconcile theory and practice, then why do they bother to venture outside the ivory tower or the coffeehouse? Why not stay in the world of abstractions and fantasy? — Daniel J. Flynn

Boycotting the referendum is a possible option ... because we believe that participating in the voting might be a useless act. — Saleh Al-Mutlaq

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
Don't expect him to thank or forgive you. — John Darnielle

I want my fans to know I'm there for them. I want them to see every part of me. I am never going to leave them. — Lady Gaga

Authors, I would soon learn, sometimes bite when their egos are underfed. — Jason Epstein

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand. — Christopher Morley

I stare to memorize your face, to kiss you in my mind, love you all the time. — Gloria Estefan

You got a tattoo?" It's the third time I've asked Holder the same question, but I just don't believe it. It's out of character for him. Especially since I'm not the one who encouraged it. "Jesus, Daniel," he groans on the other end of the line. "Stop. And stop asking me why." "It's just a weird thing to tattoo on yourself. Hopeless. It's a very depressing term. But still, I'm impressed." "I gotta go. I'll call you later this week." I sigh into the phone. "God, this sucks, man. The only good thing about this entire school since you moved is fifth period. — Colleen Hoover