Uproariously Funny Quotes & Sayings

In most families, care-giving becomes the woman's responsibility. While care-giving can enrich you, it can also deplete you if you don't have support or make time for self care. — Kathleen A. Kendall-Tackett

Dear Night! this world's defeat; The stop to busy fools; care's check and curb; The day of spirits; my soul's calm retreat Which none disturb! Christ's progress, and His prayer-time; The hours to which high Heaven cloth chime. — Henry Vaughan

The past affects the present even without our being aware of it. — Francine Shapiro

Penny Young is the most perfect girl you know and those kinds of girls, they're put on this earth to break you. Peel back her skin and you can see her poison. Peel back mine, you can still see traces of where her poison's been. — Courtney Summers

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? — Adam Carolla

People fall short. Your finger-pointing hurts you more than it does them. Less judgement. More compassion — Bobby F. Kimbrough Jr.