Uplifters Ranch Quotes & Sayings

I have never written out of a desire to be controversial. — Meg Rosoff

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. — Mark Twain

Cruising along once again in this cesspool known as life, I realize that it is too late to make a detour. I will have to pass the anti-abortion pickets (50) outside of Planned Parenthood. Nothing gets on my nerves more than these pro-lifers. Not even astrology enthusiasts (51), Herman Hesse (52) or computer games (53). Look at these fools parading up and down! "Mind your own business," I yell. When one of these busybodies (a man, yet) approaches my car with literature, I lose control and scream, "I wish I was a girl so I could get an abortion!" Trembling with rage, I realize I'd better calm down before I get beat up, but can't resist one last taunt - "I hate the pope" (54), I yell to no one in particular. — John Waters

Some people confuse intensity for passion and challenge for attraction. — Donna Lynn Hope

Tobacco kills a lot of people, but cigarette vending machines are killing that woman by stealing her job. — Otsuichi

If you lack inspiration simply begin...inspiration will follow. — Mary-Anne O'Connor

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations. — George Herbert Mead

Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence — Michael Ots

What, then, is light according to the electromagnetic theory? It consists of alternate and opposite rapidly recurring transverse magnetic disturbances, accompanied with electric displacements, the direction of the electric displacement being at the right angles to the magnetic disturbance, and both at right angles to the direction of the ray. — James Clerk Maxwell

It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't — P.G. Wodehouse

Except for the salt and a handful of synthetic food additives, every edible item in the supermarket is a link in a food chain. — Michael Pollan

I do care, goddamn it! Have you been listening? I. Love. You. I never really knew what that meant until you. — Shayla Black

Oh, I'm sure you could come up with something, and even then, you'd dress it up in a way that would probably make me want it. — Ella Frank