Upholds Madison Quotes & Sayings

Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten. — Joe R. Lansdale

Change your story, change your life. Divorce the story of limitation, and marry the story of the truth and everything changes. — Tony Robbins

Many women my age have known the experience of giving up crucial parts of themselves to please the man they love. — Joyce Maynard

Learning is a deep human need, like mating and eating, and like all such needs it is meant to be deeply pleasurable to human beings. — James Paul Gee

Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let you down. — Melissa Tagg

I could be listening to Painted Red weave the stories of the saints in her rich roomy voice, and beginning to see how all those stories were in some way one story: a simple story about being alive, and being a man; a story that, simple as it was, couldn't itself be told. — John Crowley

Friends at school were always quite shocked that we holidayed in Nigeria, but it was all pretty middle-class, really. — Chiwetel Ejiofor

RIDER FOR THE FUNERAL OF AMY SCHUMER: . . . The actual body of AMY SCHUMER should be propped up on a chair in the northwest corner of the room, wearing aviator sunglasses and her trusted snow hat that reads, 'No Coffee, No Workee," a motto in life that she will continue to stand by in the afterlife. — Amy Schumer

You're still hurting and you might hurt forever but I want to be the one to comfort you. — Bridget Blackwood

My husband is a former Air Force pilot and my son is an active duty Army surgeon, recently returned from Iraq, so my pride in our military is passionate ... and personal. — Robyn Carr

Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. — Yvonne Strahovski