Unwritten Karaoke Quotes & Sayings

Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there. — Mark Twain

The word fate ... is the refuge of every self-confessed failure. — Andrew Soutar

Call me a proud American, if you want, but I truly believe that no other nation on Earth possesses the capabilities to put on a more powerful display of underwater mermaid patriotism. — Dave Barry

Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. — Richard Chenevix Trench

Love spells are nothing but wives' tales. You can't play magic inside the heart, for it's more powerful than any spell. Lust you can order up with a wink, desire with a smile. But love is love, and there is nothing can touch it. — Nora Roberts

A hypothesis or theory is clear, decisive, and positive, but it is believed by no one but the man who created it. Experimental findings, on the other hand, are messy, inexact things, which are believed by everyone except the man who did that work. — Harlow Shapley

And the intolerant eyes which in the last two years had acquired that transparent film which the eyes of carnivorous animals have and from behind which they look at a world which no ruminant ever sees, perhaps dares to see, which I have seen before on the eyes of men who have killed too much, who have killed so much that never again as long as they live will they ever be alone. — William Faulkner

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. — Eminem

When things don't go the way you want them to, sometimes instead of feeling disappointment or heartache, you just become numb. — April Mae Monterrosa

The grass is greener on the other side because someone tended to it. — Matshona Dhliwayo