Unstinting Service Quotes & Sayings

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious. — Demetri Martin

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck

I'm dying of boredom. Or maybe just dying. — Megan Whalen Turner

Butterflies are but flowers that blew away one sunny day when Nature was feeling at her most inventive and fertile. — George Sand

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. — Robert M. Hutchins

He who sneers at love will be left howling by love. — Ai Yazawa

Whenever I gaze up at the moon, I feel like I'm on a time machine. I am back to that precious pinpoint of time, standing on the foreboding - yet beautiful - Sea of Tranquility. I could see our shining blue planet Earth poised in the darkness of space. — Buzz Aldrin

-I love yeh, son, said Jimmy Sr.
He could say it and no one could hear him, except young Jimmy, because of the singing and roaring and breaking glasses.
-I think you're fuckin' great, said Jimmy Sr.
-Ah fuck off, will yeh, said Jimmy Jr. -Packie saved the fuckin' penalty, not me.
But he liked what he'd heard, Jimmy Sr could tell that. He gave Jimmy Sr a dig in the stomach.
-You're not a bad oul' cunt yourself, he said. — Roddy Doyle

It's that ambient dance pish that Parlabane always hears at trendy gatherings but which no bastard would ever choose to listen to for their own entertainment. The — Christopher Brookmyre

Nothing hurts, or perhaps it's that everything hurts, because there is no separate pain that he can pick out. — Hilary Mantel

The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by. — James Branch Cabell