Unsmoked Turkey Quotes & Sayings

Your mind is like a spinnin' wheel, rotatin' endlessly and pointlessly until threads are fed in, when it starts producing yarn. Information is the foundation to all rational thought. Seek it out. Collect it assiduously. Stock the lumber yard of your mind with as many facts as you can fit in there. Do not attempt to distinguish between important facts and trivial facts: they are all potentially important — Andy Lane

I want to figure out what comes after cinema as the gold standard for storytelling. — Chris Milk

When I was very small, I had that first-time-you-see-a-play experience, which immediately made me want to act, because it seemed like this incredible outlet for something I was already doing fairly compulsively anyway, which was putting on hats and costumes and doing funny voices. It was a very natural compulsion for me. — Edward Norton

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be. — Tom Lehrer

Think about laughing and laugh about thinking. — Steve Higgins

Of course I like to look at pretty girls in the street. What hot-blooded boy doesn't. — Brian Littrell

Marriage is a long-term commitment. You should only step into that commitment if you truly love the person and want to spend your life with her. — Nick Vujicic

I was a serious poet for quite a while and had little notebooks filled with poetry. — Denis O'Hare

And even now she beats her head against the bars in the same old way and wonders if there is a bigger place the railroads run to from Chicago where maybe there is romance and big things and real dreams that never go smash. — Carl Sandburg

I don't take myself very seriously. I like to make people laugh. You know, it's like, if a woman can't be happy for another woman's work, they have to go work on that. — Sharon Stone

Time is money, so I went and bought a rolex. — Wiz Khalifa