Unsmoked Polish Sausage Quotes & Sayings

Tyrannosaurus is the most superb carnivorous mechanism among the terrestrial Vertebrata, in which raptorial power and speed are combined. — Henry Fairfield Osborn

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know. — Eugene Mirman

It is but a poor establishment where there are not many superfluous things which the owner knows not of, and which go to the thieves. — Horace

What determined the outcome of a life? A series of random events you had no control over, or did some cosmic gravity pull everything in the direction it was predestined to go? — Jo Nesbo

Only we big sinners have this grace of knowing what salvation really means. — Pope Francis

Artists become their myths. — Marty Rubin

Only the sweetest of the sweet would bring brownies to the apocalypse. — Shelly Crane

Now that I near 80, I realize with wistful pleasure that on many occasions I was 10, 20, 40, even 50 years ahead of my time. — Benoit Mandelbrot

The problem: If you've an antique for sale, then, sad to relate, the world isn't your oyster. It's not that easy. Even if somebody gives you the National Gallery, your options are still very, very limited. Okay, you can sell the Old Masters, set up a trust, buy your favorite brewery. But that's strictly it. You're limited by honesty on one hand and law - that hobble of sanity - on the other. — Jonathan Gash

I mean, look how many musicians have come through and played beside me, and I'm workin' and they're not. — Luther Allison

The motivations of kings in British history can generally be reduced to two: the quest for territory and the search for a male heir. No king was secure on his throne until he had a son, and no queen consort was ever really safe without a boy. — Kate Williams