Unrequited Love Humor Quotes & Sayings

We wouldn't want to be like the Swiss, would we? That would be awful! We'd be rich! — Nigel Farage

Unrequited love," I'd say. He'd look at me sideways in that cunning way he did and say, "what about it?" and I'd reply, "it's not your color." Pithy. Just to show him that I'd noticed. Or maybe I'd show myself to her and say, "Guess I'm not the only one who uses humans around here." And then I'd summon some of Owain's hounds to chew off the bottom bits of her legs. Then she wouldn't fit just right into his arms. She'd be too short. It'd be like hugging a midget.
Nuala- pg. 75 — Maggie Stiefvater

We should not be seduced into thinking that these diagnoses are anything other than summary descriptions of the people in question" and echoes the concern that they are "actually moral judgments masquerading as medical explanations. — M.E. Thomas

He knew in that moment that falling in love with her would destroy him, and so he decided at once that he would do his damnedest to despise her. — Ash Gray

I know I only want him,' she said between sobs, the syllables all wrong, 'because he doesn't want me. How is that even possible?'

'It's normal to want what we can't have,' I said soothingly.

'No, I mean how can he not want me? — Olivia Sudjic

Sentimental outbreaks are like liquorice; when first you suck it, it's not bad, but afterwards it leaves a very nasty taste in the mouth. — Ivan Turgenev

I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity. — Sariah Wilson

Usually i'd sit back and just enjoy the view for what it was because it's not often you come across something so ridiculously out of place, a girl like you, on the subway, it's like spotting a unicorn at the zoo.
I reasoned how to pull this off, to get you, to say hi, to ask your name, what your voice sounded like, if you had a cute smile because i like cute smiles. In ten minutes I had a thousand thoughts of you and you had no clue ... — Stephan K. Garcia

Doubts, like facts, are stubborn things. — Letitia Elizabeth Landon

He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax ... — Bohumil Hrabal

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs. — Alice Hoffman

How could you love something so destructive?" I ask.
"Because this wolf doesn't care if your heart is whole or not," you say. "It tastes just the same. — Jonathan Messinger

Furious flutter awakened hummingbird heart hello hello love — Megan McCafferty

God wants to make us understand and draw our attention to how important it is to learn to value one another — Sunday Adelaja

It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids in their windows by January second to rub it in. — Joan Bauer

This club is steeped in history and I feel privileged to have become a part of that ... An immense thank you to Sir Alex Ferguson for making it all possible, for giving me the privilege to be a captain, to be inspired by the legend of Manchester United and to understand that nobody is bigger than the club. — Patrice Evra

Sometimes, things may not go your way, but the effort should be there every single night. — Michael Jordan

Olivia sat back and propped her half-boots on the table. 'So far it's working. He has to return to me because I have his sister hostage.' She briefly put her fingertips to her lips. 'Did I just say that? I mean I'm protecting the baby sister and earning his trust — Kresley Cole

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charlie Brown

I try to figure out - intellectually, philosophically, psychologically - what the experience of beauty is. — Denis Dutton

I come from a mother who can cry at a G.E. commercial. — Cory Booker

Its hard to show people everything, you know? You never know what they'll do with it once they have it. — Nick Burd

There have been some hard times, people around me supported me. — Laure Manaudou

The way Magnus' breath had sounded, rattling in his chest, before he'd said his father's name. — Cassandra Clare

You, know, I always thought I wanted a knight in shining armor ... But I like my dashing rouge much better ... Angel, shiny armor just means the knight never went to battle ... — Nichole Chase

I think every first-person narrator in a novel should be compromised. I prefer that word to 'unreliable.' — Charles Palliser

This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you. — Daisy Ashford